Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

With scents of birchwood and tonka, High Countrysmells like a ridge trail at sunrise, not a windowless breakroom in a midwestern office park.

PRODUCT SPECS:

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Bonus: no loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Fragrance, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Green 5, Yellow 5, Sodium Hydroxide.